Umpire ‘Razor’ Ray Chamberlain has today revealed that he has a “new lease on life” since becoming a part-time anger management counsellor. Chamberlain’s unquestionable quality as a counsellor was on …
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Footy Fan’s Brain Aneurism Caused By Carlton And Basil Zempilas On Friday Night Footy
Melbourne man Aaron Smith is lucky to be alive after suffering a brain aneurism during Basil Zempilas’ call of Friday night’s game between Sydney and Carlton. The 36 year-old father of two was watchin…
AFL LADDER GAP: For Every Premiership Point Carlton Earns, Richmond Earns 7
The AFL Ladder Gap is widening. It’s time we talk about it. Let’s imagine two AFL teams. They both field 22 players each week. They have the same salary cap, recruit players from the same draft, and p…
Port Adelaide To Play In North Korea In 2019
Port Adelaide chairman David Koch has capitalised on easing tensions on the Korean Peninsula by announcing that the Power will travel to North Korea for a regular season match in 2019. The move was re…
Essendon Fan’s Scarf Stops Burning Half Way Through
A mob of angry Essendon supporters has dissipated after one emotional fan set his merchandise alight to protest the Bombers’ poor form, only for the fire to fizzle out far sooner than intended. The sh…