The AFL has announced it will divide the competition into two weight divisions from 2019 onwards, a bold move designed to ensure that small-bodied players do not ever come into contact with players wh…
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AFL Introduces Panel Of Concerned Mums To Review Rough Conduct
In the wake of Karl Amon’s near-death experience at the hands of Eagles ruckman Nic Naitanui, the AFL has replaced its match review officer with a team of sensitive metropolitan mothers in an attempt …
David Mundy Kicks 13 Goals After The Siren To Beat The Tigers
Fremantle have completed an unlikely comeback against the Tigers at the MCG after trailing by 77 points at the end of the fourth quarter. David Mundy slotted 13 clutch goals after the siren thanks to …
Brendan Fevola Starting To Feel Pretty Good About Past Indiscretions
Former AFL star Brendan Fevola’s spirits have lifted considerably over the past 24 hours, as it dawns on him that the off-field indiscretions that tarnished his career actually weren’t that bad compar…
Bomber Thompson’s DNA Found On 90% Of Pills Tested At Groovin The Moo
The DNA of former AFL coach Mark ‘Bomber’ Thompson has been detected on the vast majority of illicit pills tested at the Groovin the Moo music festival in Canberra. Festival-goers voluntarily submitte…