The directive board of the Gold Coast 2018 Commonwealth Games has today announced the addition of several new events aimed at boosting viewership among local audiences. Executive Chairman, Craig Willi…
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Study Reveals No One Gives A Shit What Team You Support When Leaving Facebook Comments
Trent Martin, a 24-year old GWS supporter from Blacktown, recently commented on a post showing graphic images of young Pie Tim Broomhead after a horror collision with the goal post. The comment read: …
Queen Elizabeth Gives Stirring Rendition Of ‘Horses’ At Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony
Queen Elizabeth has stolen the show at the Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony with a solo cover of Daryl Braithwaite’s timeless hit ‘Horses’. The 91 year-old monarch wasn’t even expected to attend th…
Drama in PyeongChang: Someone Accidentally Turned the Heater On, and Now These Figure Skaters Are Stranded
‘I thought the sun symbol meant it was cooling down mode,’ said the sheepish Winter Olympics volunteer, who has since been dismissed. A Japanese figure skating duo are balancing precariously on top of…
He Wouldn’t Fucking Stop: 5 Winter Olympic Events Ruined By Timothy, The Kid Who Loves Shovelling Snow
Joel Pryor Winter Olympics Organiser I was part of the 2018 Winter Olympics organising team. My colleagues and I worked tirelessly for four years to ensure that the 2018 Games ran as smoothly as possi…