The AFL Ladder Gap is widening. It’s time we talk about it. Let’s imagine two AFL teams. They both field 22 players each week. They have the same salary cap, recruit players from the same draft, and p…
Port Adelaide To Play In North Korea In 2019
Port Adelaide chairman David Koch has capitalised on easing tensions on the Korean Peninsula by announcing that the Power will travel to North Korea for a regular season match in 2019. The move was re…
Essendon Fan’s Scarf Stops Burning Half Way Through
A mob of angry Essendon supporters has dissipated after one emotional fan set his merchandise alight to protest the Bombers’ poor form, only for the fire to fizzle out far sooner than intended. The sh…
AFL To Introduce Featherweight Division
The AFL has announced it will divide the competition into two weight divisions from 2019 onwards, a bold move designed to ensure that small-bodied players do not ever come into contact with players wh…
AFL Introduces Panel Of Concerned Mums To Review Rough Conduct
In the wake of Karl Amon’s near-death experience at the hands of Eagles ruckman Nic Naitanui, the AFL has replaced its match review officer with a team of sensitive metropolitan mothers in an attempt …