In light of Mexico’s impressive World Cup campaign, which unfortunately came to an end early Tuesday morning, Donald Trump has made the decision to hire Guillermo Ochoa as a full time wall across the US-Mexico Border.
Ochoa was extremely impressive for the Mexican football team in Russia. He managed to keep a clean sheet against Germany and amassed a total of 25 saves across all 4 games.
US President Donald Trump this morning announced he will be cancelling the controversial wall he promised to build in his attempt to prevent illegal immigration, and will instead be replacing it with Mexico’s current number one goalkeeper.
“Not much gets passed him” said Trump. “I have no doubt he can cover the 1,989 mile border.
“I don’t think we will have any issues, providing he doesn’t actually cross it and Lopez Obrador (President of Mexico) is happy to pay his wages.”